Are you a perfectionist?
Do you feel a sense of urgency?
If so, I have horrible news.
And the revelation comes courtesy of the University of Colorado-Boulder.
The school recently hosted a seminar for teachers and graduate students on employing equity in class.
The Equitable Teacher Conference's official webpage defines “equity mindedness”:
The outlook, perspective, or mode of thinking exhibited by practitioners who call attention to patterns of inequity in student outcomes, and are willing to assume personal and institutional responsibility for the elimination of inequity.
That sounds as if teachers — not students — are responsible for students' grades.
If so, it's quite a shift from ways of old.
Then again, equity is a major divergence from American equality, and change begets change.
Campus Reform reports it obtained slides from one of UC-Boulder's training sections, billed as “Anti-Racist Pedagogy and Decolonizing the Classroom.”
The segment waxed on the nation's increasingly common “C” word:
Settler colonialism fundamentally relies on a logic of not-seeing. In particular, a not-seeing of indigenous people's lands in order to allow their colonial takeover and a not-seeing of how anti-immigrant xenophobia, white supremacy, and settler colonialism are mutually reinforcing.
Examples of the concept's perking popularity:
Critique the (white western masculine) disembodied rationality focus of the education system.
Why send such a message? Perhaps that will be answered by future historians.
Meanwhile, UC-B wants those presiding over students to “help [them] become conscious of the assumptions and standards around bodies that were part of their colonial training (appropriate bodies, attractive bodies, bodies as indicators of meaning/morality).”
The workshop goes deep on social justice.
The practice sounds a bit like empowerment, but it's also aimed to keep everyone “psychologically safe”:
Social justice includes a vision of society in which the distribution of resources is equitable and all members are physically and psychologically safe and secure.
Some experts define teaching for social justice as having beliefs with an emphasis on ethical values, care, and respect.
Everyone in a just society will be able to develop and exercise their intellectual, social, emotional, and expressive capacities.
In a just society, everyone affected by a decision will have a part in making the decision.
And if teachers really wanna sock it to colonialism, they'll put the kibosh on productivity.
Singing a song's a superior substitute:
Resist colonial and neoliberal coercion around time and productivity
Consider flexible deadlines; giving multiple choices for due dates (for instance, over a week)
Consider suspending penalties for late work — prioritize full engagement rather than timeliness
Slow down the hurried pace of higher education by opening class with a freewrite, guided meditation, or song related to class themes
Openly discuss the impact of time scarcity on the learning process
Help students become conscious of the colonial morality around the use of time (worth=productivity)
And here's where you come in.
The reason for all the above is that the opposite of equity (which seems substantially similar to communism)…is cruelly KKK-ish.
From the documents:
Cultural Norms of White Supremacy:
Perfectionism (Are students encouraged with a productive failure model?)
Sense of urgency (Is there a culture of stressful decision making?)
Quantity Over Quality
Of course, such claims are nothing novel.
As laid out in “A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction: Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction” — used by the Oregon Department of Education to wipe out whiteness — characteristics of Caucasian calamity are (in part) as follows:
Sense of Urgency
Quantity Over Quality
Worship of the Written Word
Only One Right way
Back to teachers being responsible for students' grades: If pupils were allowed to prioritize productivity, maybe they could earn good grades through merit.
For now, such a notion appears to be losing favor.
Not coincidentally, whiteness is additionally set to wane:
It's a new day and a new way of accomplishing things.
The outdated method looked to work fairly well; but as it turns out, it was all a ruse:
College Schools Students and Staff on Microaggressions' 'Death by a Thousand Cuts' and the 'Myth of Meritocracy'
— RedState (@RedState) July 7, 2021
So go out into the world, and be neither objective nor productive.
Thank you for your equity.
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